Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Look! It's Paris Hilton!


Our last evening in Spain. I was hoping for something special to happen. As we were driving towards Puerto Banus in Marbella I saw something pink and white in my peripheral view. My heart almost stopped! I immediately cried out to my husband: "STOP! It's Paris Hilton!". My husband just scoffed and kept on going. But I was very persistent and convinced him that we needed to get off the highway and follow that lady in pink. He is just the kindest man in the world and since he probably didn't want me bickering about this the rest of the evening he got off the highway and headed back in direction of Miss Hilton. Soon she appeared before my eyes (and those of my husband... he just about crashed into the car in front of us!). "I have to get a picture of THAT!" I yelled excitedly. "I have to put it on my blog!".

So we stared stalking miss Hilton. My husband was kind of worried about driving very slowly next to a celebrity and taking pictures through the window... I know... but how could I not!

As she walked along the side of the road EVERYBODY stopped, pointed, looked, whistled, smiled, laughed or gasped. I was pretty sure this had to be someone special!

As she crossed the intersection two policemen actually stopped all four lanes while they were gawking at her. Two british ladies pointed at me and mouthed: "Get her picture! Get her picture!" I smiled and nodded... Sure I was getting her picture!

Then she turned...
YIKES! IT WAS PARIS HILTON'S GRANDMA!

26 comments:

Samsmama said...

That? Horrible! She's got a great body but leave a little something to the imagination. I say that but if I was built like her I'd probably do the same.

Dreamgirl said...

Hihi... Yep, I felt a little tiny spark of envy too. Those legs are pretty awesome, but the reaction she got was hilarious! Too much.

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What a funny story! I don't understand how people can dress like that and walk comfortably in public, haha.

Have a great day! :)

aase said...

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Angela said...

Great story! She has a way better body than Paris actually does, but when you're expecting to see the face of someone and get someone totally unexpected, it can be a little unnerving to say the least!

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Kris said...

AHAHAHAH! Oh my GOD! You need to send this picture to every fashion magazine! That's a major D-O-N-T!The definition of don't in fact!

Suzy's Vintage Attic said...

It is a pity that some women dress like that to show themselves off. She has a good body but so much more appealing if more covered up and something left to the imagination. I can imagine the expression on your face when you realized that it was not Paris Hilton and saw taht person instead!
Isabelle x

Stacey said...

Do you think she noticed everyone was staring and taking pictures?! lol I'm kinda jealous!

Som mine dager er said...

Sure! I think you'll find Paris Hilton "look-alikes" all over the world. But grandmas really should consider themselves too old for this kind of copying. Gah !

Er tilbake etter noen hektiske dager. Utfordringen din få jeg se om jeg griper fatt i en dag, det kommer nok ;-)

Du er vel hjemme nå, til hverdagen med kneippbrød og regninger i posten. Sukk, hvorfor kan vi ikke bare ha ferie hele forb.. året?! Hadde passet meg perfekt. Tror jeg.

Have fun.

Klem fra Marit

M said...

Å nei!!
Så morsomt!
Jeg har ikke hatt tid til blogg, men kommer innom med en liten nattahilsen.
Veldig irriterende å ikke ha tid til å blogge 24/7, det er jo SÅ mange hyggelige blogger å besøke.
Ha en fiiiin dag i morgen, blogges til helgen min venn!
Klem,M

Elle Bee said...

Oh my goodness! It must have been laundry day for her. That's exactly what I look like on laundry day and have nothing left in my closet to wear....ahem...
Hehe!
Elle

Vicki said...

How funny! I am a grandma, and I assure you I would not be able to wear anything even close to that. I have to keep my chubby little body covered up ;-) Vicki

Gracie said...

OMG!
I cant believe that a "older" woman would dress like that in public,no matter how good her body looks.
I cant stop smiling,its just too funny, and the way you wrote this was very gripping...good job!
Did you say last evening in Spain,are you on your way home?
PS Love your new header, and welcome banner,cool.
blessings
Gracie

Jen Sue Wild said...

Now that I almost peed my pants.. Thats just too funny..

Kelly said...

HAHAHA! Wow. I think she thinks she's Paris! And, what. is. she. wearing?

Unknown Mami said...

There's not a thing wrong with her body, but her sense of style is all wrong!

caren said...

Wow! She has a great figure but maybe the outfit was a bit much! I wonder how old she is...however, your comment was awesome!

La Belle Mere UK said...

Perhaps that's the trailer park side of the family that Paris would rather forget!!

That'll be me soon though thanks to my new diet. And when my body looks like that I'll be exposing a whole lot more than her! Just try and stop me!! ;-)

alette siri ane said...

Husker i min ungdom,var med mor i Bergen.Foran oss gikk en dame med langt blondt hår og med en kort rød regnkåpe i rød lakk.Hun hadde nydelige ben høyhelte sko.Så snudde hun seg.Min mor skrek !Hun var ca 70 (tenkte eg den gangen)men kanskje 50?

Marina Capano said...

LOL! I´m prefer that coll dog! great history!funny!

Do you speak spanish?si??te gusta España?

besos

Marina

Whatever Dee-Dee wants said...

Too funny!

withoutadornment said...

Oh my. I think some people need to be re-instructed of the meaning of decency.

Teresa said...

You had me going there!! That was hilarious!! And I'm not just talkin about her outfit! LOL!!!

Jenny in Maine said...

That is the funniest post I have ever read!! You are so dang funny, and man, what a body!!

Hugs and thanks for sharing the story and pic!!! and what a great hubby!!

Michelle said...

LOL...I knew she was too ghetto to be Paris. LOL

nicchick said...

The English have a great saying for that

Body like Baywatch, face like Crimewatch!

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